Koro na! kew dekhbena! Amon korokenu! sudhu 1bar koro, khub moja lagbe, korona pls jaan.sobai to kore.

Girl: ja khusi koro kintu pani vetore pora cholbe na. Maker: kapor khul te hobe r rod ta soja kore vetore dhokaite hobe. Ebar tomar thot diye amay sporsho koro, bujhe nao ami kotota hot ! Because I’m A cup of coffee. Tomar akti haath diya amay dhoro, R ekti haath amar pichone dao. Student: Sir, I love u & U love ur daughter, Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? One pupil answered: It’s the past tense of course. When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? Teacher: What should be in a book 2 make it a bestseller?īoy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. The girl says No dear not all this before marriage…īoy: Don’t worry darling I am already married Who started dieting but forgot 2 stop it.!!! Sota bon: vi, amma bolsen tume koyta mas doreso bolte?īoro vi: ammake gia bol, porer masta dorte parle 1 ta hobe. গণক: তা হলে এসে আমার ২ গালে ২ তা চড় মারবেন.Ĭhakuridata: ai job ar jonno amar akjon responsible lok lagbeĬhakuriparthi: ami say lok jake apne khujsen.Ĭhakuriparthi: ager chakurite kharap kisu boltei Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible. Gonok: ta hole ase amar dui gale dui ta chor marben. Gonok: apone komse kom 100 bosor bachben, Jail officer: Jail khanar vitore jara ase tara sobay durdanto chalak,tome control korte parbe ta?Ĭhakuri parthi: parbona mane? Beshi tere bere korle gar dore jail theke ber kore dibo. it was my girlfriend who made me a beggar.

Man: – You became a beggar and made a girlfriend…īeggar: Yes sir.

Man: – Why ? 10 rupees for a cup of coffee… So what you gonna do with It?īeggar: – Sir. & if you ignore it that’s because you miss me. If you save it that’s because you desire me. If you delete this msz that’s because you love me. If you fall in the river there is a boat. The doctor told me, I will be able to die if I stop Receiving your SMS. After 5 minutes, I will be able to be transferred to a surgery room. What happened to your mobile? I was trying to call you but I got this message welcome to the jungle network, the monkey you’re trying to calls is on the tree plz try later.Ĭlouds are white but the sky is blue, monkey-like you ought to be kept within the zoo, don’t get angry you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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